Squee G.mp3

Squee_G.mp3 is one of the two moderators for the Paper ark wiki. He was born in a barn as a cleaning utensil and lived a very normal childhood until he was dubbed as a Guardian of No Swear. If you swear you must put a dollar in the swear jar, if you have no money you must bring him a glass of chocolate milk and he may do with it as he pleases. He is also a member of the Weeaboo pirates, the rulers of the seven seas. He is also one of the creators of the fandom page. He has been married to Astolfo ever since it was forced onto them and now they simply accept it.

Misc: someone killed his phone with the Indian symbol, and he swore revenge ever since.